In our eighth instalment Paul and Quinns are joined by Matt Lees as they thoroughly deconstruct Egypt simulator Kemet, senile dementia simulator Mascarade, and Police Precinct! Which simulates literally no policemen or women who have ever existed.
*Rejected adjectives for this analogy: Lukewarm, creamy, gassy.
Thrower: Ow. Ouch! Unhand me, you oaf! That’s my authentic American Civil War facial hair.
Brendan: Sorry, I thought it was a badger.
Thrower: This month sees the 150th anniversary of the Battle of Gettysburg, often cited as the turning point of the civil war. To celebrate, I’m participating in an ultrarealistic re-enactment, playing the part of Confederate General Robert E. Lee. You missed the first two days. I’m whiling away this third morning while my troops assemble playing this new wargame on the battle, The Guns of Gettysburg.
Brendan: That’s pretty.
Thrower: It’s more than pretty. It’s absolutely beautiful.
It isn't. It's something much more evil.
Eldritch Horror is a new game "inspired" by Arkham Horror, allowing Fantasy Flight to sell the two games side-by-side. Arkham Horror, that hardcore horror with its nine (count 'em!) expansions, will soon be joined by Eldritch Horror, a more accessible game of otherworldly apocalypses.
It's time to do battle with the increasingly popular Sentinels of the Multiverse! A co-operative, customisable, and increasingly collectible game of excitingly litigious superheroes fighting stinky villains. This game's getting more and more popular, so it's only natural we should see if you guys should get in on the action.
(Besides, it's the best excuse we've had to dress up in AGES.)
So you can imagine how excited I was yesterday! The release of the first "deluxe" expansion, Creation and Control, containing 3 copies each of 55 new cards. The same evening I ended up taking two sets to the safehouse of my Netrunner nemesis for a good debugging. Here's what we found out.
It only gets sadder from here. In the same update project founder Erik Chevalier states that, despite having quit his job for the game, will now do his best to seek employment and steadily repay the project's 1,246 backers. Not that this was enough to stop many of the backers from creating a bubbling lake of fury and vitriol in the comments.
Tales of the Arabian Nights can fix that. You might not know it, but there's a gaping hole in your board game collection. A hole that begs to be filled. And you must fill it. You must fill it with this. The finest storytelling board game in existence.
Have a great weekend, everybody! Ideally, make sure it's great by playing this.
*And was then abducted by an elephant.
Gearworld: The Borderlands is the latest in Fantasy Flight’s series of resurrected “classics” of yesteryear -- i.e., games you wish you’d heard of when they’d first been released, if you were even alive back then -- and just may be the game of which I dreamed a paragraph ago.
Fantasy Flight have published the most audacious preview yet of Netrunner's first deluxe expansion, Creation and Control. The 55 new cards are going to slip into our decks as professionally and powerfully as acupuncture needles, making us fitter. Stronger. Deadlier. Or possibly it'll just cost a bunch of money and we'll feel exactly the same, except we'll get really bad gas, which happened to my friend Alex. When he tried acupuncture, that is. Not when he played Netrunner.
It's a short video about board gaming that's not for you, but any friends, family or colleagues who don't yet know about your hobby. A glimmering, electric antidote, if you will, for anyone who hears "Board games" and thinks "Monopoly". There aren't any swears at all, and only a smidge of dressing up, so please:
Share away. Let's tell the world about this glorious hobby of ours.
Happy anniversary, everybody. We love you.
-- Team SU&SD