Tom: Where are we going today Ava?
Ava: It’s a whole new world! A new fantastic point of view! We’ve got street magic, unionised superheroes (real and fictional), smells you can touch, sand enthusiasts, at least one very bad joke and games that ask you to escape from both Nottingham and your very own kitchen table.
Tom: I think you’re slightly misremembering the plot of Aladdin.
Ava: Get back in your lamp, evil Mr Jaffa Cake!
Tom: Does that count as one of your wishes, or is that for me to decide?
Ava: Hang on a moment, I need to find my union rep.
Ava: Huzzah. After a media blackout of a couple of months, Kickstarter United has been officially recognised as a union.