Quinns: It’s an astonishingly rigorous database. As if IMDB was combined with a... an educated mosh pit, but with a set of scales in the corner that told you how much every actor weighed.
As we close out this feature, I’m simply left wanting to play more board games. Which is surely the best possible result.
Paul and Quinns discuss board games ranging from Vast: The Crystal Caverns, to Twilight Struggle, to Aquarium and The Dragon & Flagon. They answer reader mails! They review three idiotic folk games. They discuss their love of vegetables and their problems with jam. It's everything you want in a single, mid-sized audio file.
Do you agree with Paul and Quinns on these folk games? Do you own a real-life Aquarium? Have you eaten World War 2 jam? Let us know in the comments!
Admittedly we haven't seen him since he uploaded this video. We're also analysing this video frame-by-frame to figure out who that slender figure is we keep seeing in the background. But we're positive that he's fine, and also if you've seen his body then please let us know!
Thrower: What do you want?
Paul: Oh. I did kind of stop by to ask you a .. favour?
Thrower: I told you I could attach the beaks, I couldn't take them off again.
Paul: NO! It's that, well, you and I have been playing a lot of these wargames, and I ...
Thrower: You're enjoying them?
Paul: Is that it? Yes! I'm enjoying them. The strategy's so absorbing, the theme so transporting. I was hoping you might be able to perhaps suggest a few I could try with people who aren't ... you?
Quinns: Matt, slow down! I’d never have guessed that a militaristic, paranoid, survivalist maniac would have a house riddled with secret passageways!
Thrower: Don’t forget the booby traps. Have you been treading where I tread?
Thrower: Ah, here we are! The heart of my house.
Quinns: It looks like a panic room. Except with a map of the world and... a big, red button?
Thrower: Naturally! It’s a room dedicated to my favourite game. Doesn’t every gamer have one? In my case, the game is Twilight Struggle, a card-driven recreation of the cold war and nuclear Armageddon. And, much as I hate to stand with the mainstream, it’s not just me that feels that way. It’s currently the number one ranked game on the global graveyard of game statistics, BoardGameGeek.