That said, our viewers should note that as Englishmen, we still have no bloody idea about that American folk game where someone yells “Marco!” and someone else yells “Polo!”, and we’re not Googling it on principal.
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We start, as always, with the game with the prettiest header image. This time that means upcoming European-style game The Voyages of Marco Polo.