Review: 1944: Race to the Rhine

rommel's wotsits, axis-a-snax, matt did say tiny wooden trucks
Review: 1944: Race to the Rhine
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Thrower: General Patton chewed his cigar and look East, over the Rhine, into Germany. He'd done it. By loading his divisions down with fuel, he'd stolen a coup on the other Allied commanders and made it to the river first.

Now, only the 155th Panzer Brigade stood between him and the history books. Disorganised and demoralised, they were no match for his crack US corps.

Suddenly the field telephone crackled into life. "Sir? Sir! We can't action that advance order. The troops have no ammunition. Montgomery requisitioned the lot."

"WHAT?" bellowed Patton, spraying out a mouthful of cheesy wotsits. "That British f*** took EVERYTHING? Jesus!"



Games News! 02/06/14

playing the cabbage, playing the dragon, sordid loops, unwelcome guests
Games News! 02/06/14
Quinns: Morning, everyone! How's your day going? Stuck at work? At least you don't have a contract killer walking around with your personal details. Today is the first day of my Street Wars game, a four week, one-hit kill watergun fight. You can track our game here. Oh god, somebody's already died. This is just like the Hunger Games. Except I'm only hungry because I'm too scared to go to the shops.

Gloom, seen above, is another popular game of pitiful situations, and this week we learned a 2nd edition is on the way. Unusually for a game about being trapped down wells and murdered by squids, the new edition will be a fairly undramatic thing. The best part is that Gloom's three out-of-print expansions - Unwelcome Guests, Unhappy Homes and Unfortunate Expeditions - are all being reprinted! And we'll get a host of "minor improvements to gameplay and card design", but all still be compatible with your existing Gloom cards.