Podcast #288 – The Memory Tub

Wet Wet Mud, This is not my beautiful horse, This Is Not A Podcast

On this gloopy episode of the Shut Up & Sit Down Podcast, Tom and Matt are donning their Memory Marigolds and getting elbow-deep in the past; recalling titles played all the way back in November 2025 (imagine!)…

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Podcast #287 -Tending Time

Farming Nightmares, Sleeves of Regret, Miniscule Fish

On this ticked-off episode of the Shut Up & Sit Down Podcast, Tom and Matt are rambling about the box-ticking bonanza ‘Tend’ as well as the chronologically questionable ‘Take Time’!

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Podcast #286 – THE BIG WET SPRINT

Orb Collections, Mum’s Fallen Over, Huge Baby Is Underpowered

On this free-flowing episode of the Shut Up & Sit Down Podcast, Tom and Matt are chatting about competitive marble-pilfering simulator 12 Rivers, as well as a double-bill of absurd racing games in Hot Streak and Magical Athlete!

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Podcast #285 – Second Servings

The Original Car - The Horse, 100% Swampland, A Podcast In The Ark Nova Universe

On this subsequent episode of the Shut Up & Sit Down Podcast, Matt and Tom are returning to a couple of the games they were excited about in the Essen Special, as well as covering one that was missed from the billing!

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Our Top 22 Games of Essen 2025!

Too Many Poop Games, Alionce (help), The Notorious I.O.T

On this FULL CAPS CHUNKY episode of the Shut Up & Sit Down Podcast, Tom and Matt are talking about all of the games they played at Essen 2025! This is an audio-only reupload of the video we just put out on the main channel – so if you’d like to enjoy a physical tier list alongside these wobbly words? Then that’s where it is, and will be, forever and ever. Tap below for full timestamps and more info!

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Podcast #284 – Exponential Cards

The Prince of Board Games, 40 Stronger, 80 Strongest, Trapped in the Stonemaier Rug Shop

On this flexibly numerical episode of the Shut Up & Sit Down Podcast, Tom and Matt are, you guessed it, talking once again about games with CARDS, BOARDS, and DICE! In exactly that order – each game picking up a new component like a hungry Katamari.

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Podcast #283 – The Grumpy to Cosy Pipeline

A Wild Venture, Railroad Tiles, Cascadia: Alpine Lakes

Usually the moniker of ‘Cosy Game’ is a snug portent of mild-mannered fun – a thoroughly whelming box that’s pleasant enough, but doesn’t tickle us for more than a couple plays. But this week on the podcast? Matt and Tom are chatting about a whole bunch of cosy games that surprised them, with a bit more pep than might have been expected…

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Podcast #282 – Two Player Town (Population Two)

Unthinkable Ships, Aggro Agrarians, Boat Biffin’

This week on the Shut Up & Sit Down podcast, we’re talking two players! Tag Team is a head-to-head brawler, and Suna Valo is exactly the same, but for farms! Finally, Matt waxes lyrical about General Orders’ Samurai Sequel: ‘Sengoku Jidai’ – and, within it, has perhaps found a game that’s too small for even our perma-shrunk noggins.

Have a great weekend, everyone!

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Podcast #281 – Tom’s Game Gauntlet II: The Return of ‘Game Gauntlet’

Horrible Beaver Buildings, The Antidote, Multipurpose Tofu, Cloth Overspill, Wide Samurai, Particular Placements

It’s just little old Tom this week on the Shut Up & Sit Down Podcast, and he’s taking you through a bunch of odds and ends that might otherwise slip through the metaphorical cracks of the metaphorical floorboards. They wouldn’t fit through the real floorboards. That’d be silly. And we don’t do silly, here.

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Podcast #280 – The Firefighters of the Rainforest

Rhino Strategy, Hot Rubble, Beavopolis (Home of the Humble Beaver)

Three kinds of wood, all alike in dignity. Except one of them is on fire, and one of them has a lot of toothy rodents in it. I’m really straining to find some way of making a kind of beaver ratatouille joke, but it’s not coming naturally. ‘Beavertouille, he only does Dams this time?’. I don’t know. Get out of my restaurant.

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