What’s that sound? Oh, it’s just Richard Nixon hurtling towards you at breakneck pace, making sure that you never say another word about his precious Watergates. Don’t trust the press, kids; those things are providing high-quality clean energy to all of America and the stories of ‘walls made of cardboard’ and ‘the electricity just powering a big slush puppy machine’ are completely false. And the boardgame of the same name? Don’t make me laugh.
Look, what I’m trying to get at is that I’ve gone and done a review of Watergate. My brain is unbelievably smooth right now and this is all I’ve got, folks. This video failed to render 22 times today, and now I’m going to eat a yogurt and fall asleep.