Tom: …So they were saying that I didn’t care at all about the game, when really that couldn’t be further from the truth! I was super invested!
Ava: Wait what’s going on are you-
Tom: -and I just found myself getting so frustrated because even though my strategy was a little rough around the edges… Ultimately, I did Care, Too!
Ava: Ha! Just like the… Wait did you go back to the start of the article to edit this bit so that you could make the reference first? Nobody is going to have a clue what’s going on.
Tom: It’ll be like Primer. Everyone will have to go back and read it a second time, and we’ll get paid twice as much.
Ava: Well, you certainly will be, with this lovely shiny penny.