Ava: Tom, why are there worms everywhere?
Tom shovelling worms: Worm month.
Ava: Right. Do we still do the news in worm month?
Tom hurling worms into a barrel: News for worms.
Ava, grabbing a worm spatula: Makes sense. Let’s get to it. Buffy! Coming soon to Restoration Games’ Unmatched is the slayingest vampire slayer. I would like to formally recognise I am marking myself out as a very particular age by the fact that I consider this news, and had to edit out a Spaced reference.
Tom: I saw that Spaced reference first hand, and let me tell you kids; it wasn’t pretty.
Ava: Too orangey for crows. I guess.