This review features a special segment on WHEN BOARD GAMES GO BAD. It's a tear-jerker.
Now, I love jokes. I can take a joke. But Keith, I'd like to suggest you be a bit more like Ben Rubenstein, who in the same comments thread pointed me toward some news and didn't feel the need to be a disrespectful twerp who also smells.
One such story was the Kickstarter for Fief, which looks absolutely fantastic. Most Kickstarters set off my internal effluvium klaxon, but this? This is a classic French board game, being updated and translated by the enormously talented Academy Games, who made 1812 and Freedom.