I AM WIZARD

Description

After centuries of rigorous study in remote holy places and catacombs rank with pools of ancient magic I have attained the power of third sight, forged my sacred staff and bonded with my insightful and intelligent familiar. Tomes of arcane wisdom are mine to command, and I rend the curtains between these planes of living and other unknown dimensions.

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