Quinns: Ava, you must dampen the news and lift it to my forehead. Brighton is experiencing the last big, thick heatwave of the summer. I don’t know if I’ll survive.
Ava: It’s not just Brighton! It’s a bank holiday, so air all across the United Kingdom has turned into a thick, hot porridge, and I’m so glad we get to slip into a nice cool bath of news together.
Quinns: Ah, I forgot. Not only do the banks get a day off, so does air.
Not news, though! The news never stops, and we never stop never stopping it. Onwards!